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1.您肯定知道,俗话说的好“树有皮,人有蹼”。这件事情按理来说不需要我来告诉您。总归已经到这种情况了,那我们可得好好聊聊。之前的事情处理的可好?我总还是希望事情简单一些。希望得到回复,等等,等等,我还是等您转弯圈再说吧,我看着头晕,您先。。。

2.您太不容易了,你说对吧。这大热天的,你看你这手,没有手表还晒出个手表印,现在几点了?中午12点了?那可不能吃碗粥就满足的,得再吃两盒冰淇淋,还得是双球的,上次那家店叫啥来着,出的猫砂盆味和葱油拌面味就特别不错,就是可惜关了。这下冰淇淋也吃不着了,真xx的烦人。你一会吃完回家么?行吧,我也差不多,回家时间有点久,这地铁又得绕好几圈,话说这安检也是烦人,上次带两个冰淇淋上去不让吃,化的我一蹼的。再见再见。

3.您好,我说什么情况啊 这是。

4.您好,最近在忙啥? 有两个展览是吧,这事情怎么说的。总归现在有事情比没事情好吧。最近在搬家,闹腾腾的,你说吧,事情意义也不大,就是烦对吧。昨天就下了大雨,回去路上,下水道堵了吧,走着,水就没过膝盖了,你说我怎么就不游回去呢,旁边还有两头大象,骑在上面等第二天肯定好多了,这路上沉了太多车了,走吧,要不然喝水都喝饱了。什么展览来着?应该蛮好的吧,确实有事情比没事情好,行,行,一会见吧~

5.你从哪里来,我的朋友好像一只蝴蝶飞进我的窗口不知能作几日停留我们已经分别的太久太久你从哪里来,我的朋友你好像一只蝴蝶飞进我的窗口为何你一去,别无消息只把思念积压在我的心头你从哪里来,我的朋友好像一只蝴蝶飞进我的窗口不知能作几日停留我们已经分别的太久太久你从哪里来,我的朋友你好像一只蝴蝶飞进我的窗口难道你又要,匆匆离去又把聚会当成一次分手——毛阿敏

6.您知道墙角吧,墙角是什么情况,每一个都是90度,楼梯也是。真是的。

1.You must know, as the saying goes, "The tree has bark, and people have webbed feet." This is something that really doesn't need me to tell you. Anyway, since we've come to this point, we should have a good talk. How have things been handled before? I still wish things were simpler. I hope to hear back from you, but then again, I’ll wait for you to make a turn before replying. I’m feeling dizzy, so you go ahead first...

2.You’ve really had a hard time, right? You know what I mean. In this scorching heat, look at your hands—no watch, but there's still a watch mark. What time is it now? 12 o'clock noon? Well, you can’t just be satisfied with a bowl of porridge, you need to eat two more ice creams, and they should be double-scoops. What was the name of that shop we went to last time? The one that had that cat litter flavor and the scallion oil noodle flavor, they were really good, but it’s a shame it closed. Now we can’t even get the ice cream. Really, it’s so freaking annoying. Are you going home after eating? Okay, I guess I’m about the same, it’s been a while since I’ve been home, and the subway takes a few more loops. Speaking of which, security checks are so annoying. Last time I tried to bring two ice creams up, and they wouldn’t let me eat them, they melted all over my hand. Anyway, bye-bye.

3.Hello, what's going on here?

4.Hello, what have you been up to lately? Two exhibitions, right? So, how's everything going? At least there’s something going on now, which is better than nothing, right? I’ve been moving lately, it’s been a bit chaotic. You know, the whole thing isn’t that significant, but it's just annoying, right? Yesterday, there was a heavy rain, on the way back, the sewer was blocked. I kept walking, and the water reached above my knees. I mean, why didn’t I just swim back? There were two elephants standing by, waiting on top, and I’m sure things will be much better tomorrow. So many cars were stuck on the road. Anyway, let’s go, or I’ll just drink too much water. What was the exhibition again? It must be good, right? Yeah, it’s definitely better to have something to do than nothing at all. Alright, alright, I’ll see you later.

5.Where are you from? My friend seems like a butterfly flying into my window, not knowing how long it will stay. It’s been so long since we parted. Where are you from, my friend? You seem like a butterfly flying into my window, why, after you leave, there’s no news, only the thoughts piling up in my heart. Where are you from, my friend? You seem like a butterfly flying into my window, not knowing how long it will stay. We’ve been apart for too long, too long. Where are you from, my friend? You seem like a butterfly flying into my window. Are you going to leave in a hurry again, turning this reunion into another goodbye? — Mao Amin

6.You know the corner of the wall, right? What's going on with the corners? Each one is 90 degrees, and the stairs are the same. It’s just ridiculous.

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